Went to check out the fashion bar yesterday with jw and eva. It was quite a letdown cos I hate the puny tables and high stools. We could only sit outside as we did not purchase at least a bottle of alcohol. I hate the seats outside cos the stool was high and i felt insecure when my feet was left dangling in the air. I have this silly imagination that I would fall flat onto the ground from the stool and break my two front teeth. I am a VERY clumsy person. SIGHHH.. To be fair, the interior do look pretty attractive. BUT they have a veri squeezy UNISEX LOO. EEWWW.. The crowd was passable. Mostly executives who are in their late twenties and above. In summary, it was a boring place which play retro music. I HATE RETRO MUSIC! I cant stand the 'woo oh....oh... oh...oh square rulesss' and retro hand signs. Fashion bar is definitely overrated.

After a few hours of bitching session on the high stools, we decided to head to our usual haunt, Attica.

The crowd was pretty bad but the music was GREAT! Hip Hop and r&b. There was this desperate looking malay girl who wore a revealing blue dress which showed off her protruding nipples. She was shaking vigorously on the dance floor as if she was having epilepsy. There was also this FAT middle age caucasian guy who was shaking and moving his enormous booty so hard that he bumped us outta the dance floor several times. I HATE HUGE BOOTY.

As usual, I left my camera at home. SOBBBBBBSSSS. I have reminded myself several times to bring the camera so that I could take some photos at the fashion bar. =(

Anyway, we took some photos at attica using jw's hp.





6:13 PM

Im getting frustrated. I have been trying to watch the last 2 episodes of prison break online since yesterday night but something seems to be wrong with the online video. Or is there something wrong with my lappy? Immelia have finished the whole show and started on season 2! For me, it just kept getting stucked halfway. I have been watching the 1st 30 mins of prison break ep21 for 3 times!!!! Omg!! Plsssss.. Lemmi watch the whole thing!! =( I am currently streaming episode 21 again. Please pray hard for me! Amen!

While waiting for the video to stream to the 31st min, I would like to grumble a little. I really hate PMSing aunties, or rather, menopause!! Here is a telephone conversation with an irritating and rude debtor.

Vicky: Hello! Morning! This is Vicky calling from bla bla bla company.

Miss Menopause/Old virgin: So? (in a cocky tone)

Vicky: Just wana check with you the status of the outstanding invoices.

Miss Menopause/Old virgin: So? (cocky cum irritating tone)

Vicky (to herself): SOSOSO.. Fuckin' ass!

Vicky: So when will payment be made for these outstanding invoices?

Miss Menopause/Old virgin: So? (with the same cocky cum irritating tone)

Vicky (to herself): SO? Is that the only english word u knw? OLD HAG!

Vicky: So when will payment be made for these outstanding invoices? You need me to provide you with the details?

Miss Menopause/Old virgin: What?!!! What?!! Why you all keep calling me?!! I no time lah. (in a very hostile tone)

Vicky: Sorry to disturb but this is the 1st time Im calling you.

Miss Menopause/Old virgin: Someone, duno who, called me 3 times just nw liao ar. Why you call again? You all hor! Keep calling me!! Can dun call me r nt? (in a very rude and frustrated tone)

Vicky (to herself): Ya who? from the same company meh? U muz have mixed up lah, old hag! I know its hard being an old virgin, never been screwed but thats not a reason to be rude!

Vicky: Oh I see. May I know who called you just now?

Miss Menopause/Old virgin: Dont know whats her name lah. Called so many times.

Vicky (to herself): Muz have mixed up alr lah. Cheeeee Hag!

Vicky: Oh.. Okay. Im sorry if my colleague or I have disturbed you. But i need to confirm with you when payment will be made for the outstanding invoices. Do you need me to give you the details?

Miss Menopause/Old virgin: What? What? Whats that? (in a very disrespectful tone)

Vicky (to herself): Holy shit! You din dig ur ears in the morning? Cant your shitty ears hear me? Or you dont understand english? Need me to translate it into hokkien? Old hagggggg.. CCB.

Vicky: Its regarding some outstanding invoices. Its already due. Do you have the invoice with you?

Miss Menopause/Old virgin: I wont run away one lah, dont call me and disturb me lah. You all keep calling me ar. i am very busy lah. I wont run away lah. dun call me. (in her broken english and in a even ruder tone)

Vicky (to herself): You won't run away? So when you wana pay up? when? when? when? Lao ku niang busy doing wat? Surfing the net to look for the best value for money match making centre? Chao Chao Chao Chao CB! HOLY SHITTTTT!!Fuck urself!

Vicky: Miss..

Before I could even call her name, she slammed her phone.

Menopause must have robbed her basic courtesy. I do not expect debtors to be courteous or friendly when I call them. Im prepared to get some hostile treatment. BUT she is way too RUDE! Luckily Im rather thick skinned! I dun care OLD HAGGG! Im going to haunt you again! Make sure your saggy and dimpled butt is sticked to you company chair! You said you wont run away!

FYI, Im still stucked at prison break episode 21. Its worse this time! Its stucked at the 21st min.. SOBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSSSS!

11:06 PM

Im DAMM angryyyyy.. I spent almost 1 hour uploading my Coy's Xmas pictures yesterday night and it couldnt be published cos there are some fuckin errors!!! wad the hell!!!!!
Anyway, I am not going to give up, I am going to try it again. Here are the photos. Theme: ZOO

Im one of the zoo-keepers to keep the animals at bay! Im CRUELLA DEVIL.. =)

The zoo-keepers/committee members

The Ladybirds

The reindeers

The mice!

The Sheeps

The birds

All animals! >> Opps i left the zebras out! =X

bitchy chatters

2:55 PM

I loath taking the morning train cos i hate the annoying crowd and the stagnant air. I dun understand why some people fancy farting in the train. There will always be someone farting the in train without fail whenever i take the morning train for work. Its really irritating to sniff such nauseating smell early in the morning!! YES!! I DO ENJOY FARTING BUT I ONLY FART AT HOME! Do they find it more thrilling to fart in the MRT than at home? Or they really cant hold their pungent gas? I juz dun understand these people!

There would also be some detestable people who would forcefully squeeze through the small gaps in between people in order to get into the inner side of the train when it was obvious that there wasnt much space inside! F***ing ass!

I hate it when people lean against the MRT pole as though they have no backbone! It was extremely frustrating cos I cant balance myself well and i really need something to hold on to so i would not fall and disgrace myself early in the morning! Im not those pugilist or qing gong expert who can balance and float when i am about to fall, i am a CLUMSY person, okay! The pole is meant for holding, not for jellyfishes to lean against!!! Last week, this loathsome looking auntie with a head full of dandruff leaned against the pole i was holding onto! F***ing HELL!! Cant she see my hand? Cant her unshamppoed filthy head feel it? I was infuriated!! I pulled her hair on purpose when the train jerked but she felt nothing! Unbelievable!

The papers or news always say Singaporeans are considerate and compassionate, but there wasnt a single compassionate soul in the train last week! There was this young mother who was carrying her sick son (i know he was sick cos he was coughing non-stop) and nobody offered their seat to her! Everybody seemed oblivious to their surroundings! All of them had this nonchalant and 'cant be bothered' look. It was easy to notice the mother and son cos the son was crying and coughing and the mother was struggling to balance herself. A lady who was sitting in front of the mother was pretending to sleep (i suspected) and unless she is deaf or her ears are filled with shit, she would definitely be awaken by the boy's loud wailing. She simply ignored the poor kid and mum and continued to sleep. The lady woke up almost immediately when the mother and son alighted the train, so timely huh! There was also a man who was sitting beside the lady who saw the mother's plight and instead of offering her his seat, he pretended to read his story book. OMIGOD! Are these people really that tired? Are their legs made of jellies? Cant they just offer their seat to the poor mother with her sick kid? As if standing for an hour or so in the train will break their bones!

Maybe they are juz the typical kiasu Singaporeans who wana make full use of their money since they had paid a few pathetic bucks for the train fare! I really cant stand morning train or its the people in there, i suppose.

2:47 PM

I going to tutor Mr William Hung tommorrow. He is a nice chap who is a splitting image of william hung. I dislike giving tuition BUT no choice, I need MONEY. His Science is giving me some headaches. I cant really teach Science although thats my best subject during secondary school. I have lost touch with it. Yah, Im old. I graduated from secondary school 5 years ago.

9:29 PM

My lil sugar is getting amazingly active. Running up and down, pestering, howling and barking for my attention so that I will run around and go bonkers like her. lol! She is always hungry for attention and full of zest and energy. Juz brought her out for her daily hour long walk a while ago and i have diverted her attention by throwing her a piece of doggie bone. This should able to keep her occupied for at least half an hr. Hee! I shall stop here cos i needa get ready for SHOPPING! =)

2:16 PM

Its the 1st day of my new semester and I skipped lecture again. Ironically, its supposed to be my favorite subject amongst all other modules. I assume so cos it DEFINITELY looks more INTERESTING than the other DRY and LIFELESS subjects. Its about entrepreneurship, franchising, marketing etc etc.. sounds cool. the main reason for skipping lecture........PRISON BREAK!!!!! How can I miss MICHEAL SCOFIELD & coy?!! I LOVE reel life jailbird and real life Mr Princeton grad! droolworthy smart hunk!

Have a sudden urge to upload some photos taken at Melb last year.. I LOVE AUSSIE!! I wana go there again, go bali, phuket, bangkok,europe....... Im dreaming again! Anyway, Here are some of the pics! Im off! PRISON BREAK! Shall upload more photos anor day! nights dearies.

bitchy chatters

10:26 PM

A moment of madness made me snip off almost 7 inches (or 6inches?) of my crowning glory. Its so damm short now. It makes me look like a school girl. I dont wana look old. I dun wana look like a kid either. I wana look like my age! Anyway, bygones!

I juz wana add on, BOASTFUL PEOPLE are really irritating. However, such thick skinned humans who have skins as thick as the luncheons, creates more spice and laughter to our lifes cos these luncheons are oblivious that they are the laughing stocks among everybody. Everybody are laughing at them but luncheons thought otherwise. They thought everybody are so impressed by them that they start worshipping them. HAHAHA!

Lights off! Im going to bed!

11:40 PM

Went to this restaurant called White Bait & Kale(WBK) two saturdays ago cos I have a 100 bucks WBK voucher. I dressed quite shabbily in slippers and 3/4 pants cos i thought its juz a casual restaurant without any dress code. I was flabbergasted when i stepped into the restaurant. It looked quite posh (not very but quite) and its fine dining! Please dont mistaken me as a country pumpkin who gets uncontollably ecstatic over a slightly posher restaurant. I have checked out the price range of the food via the restaurant webby the day before and the main course cost only about 20-30bucks. How posh can the restaurant be when the price range of the food is only 20-30bucks?

I saw several pairs of eyes staring at my red crummy slippers and I feel like tossing my havaianas outta the restaurant and slip on a pair of heels. Oh dear!

Fine dining is definitely not my preferred choice (period!) cos it took me quite some time to figure out the right cutlery for each different course. Obviously, I need to attend an etiquette class. My last etiquette class was during my secondary school days and it was conducted at a rundown school which provided main course like those do-re-mi chicken chop and buns for etiquette training. It wasnt very useful. Fine dining dont have any Do-re-mi chicken chops!

Anyway, here are the photos taken on that day!



Bouncy chewy squid

spag tossed wif olive oil and crabmeat! SLURP!!!!

spag with clams in white wine sauce. tantalizing~

Looks yummy ONLY. LOOKS=85 marks Taste: 50 marks




Red Snapper=juz too creamy for fussy vic



~ Px and I~ I muz have left my eye brows at home. Its GONE!

Ys & mel

9:41 PM