'S'PORE GIRL GIVES BIRTH AT 9'. That is the headline splashed across today's newpaper. 9? 9? 9? 9? 9? 9? OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!OMG! You mean she was pregnant when she was 8? What was I doing when I was 8? Perhaps watching my favourite smurf cartoon or playing hide n seek. Initially, I thought she is a poor girl who was raped by a lustful old jackass. MY PRESUMPTION IS WRONG WRONG WRONG!! She was made pregnant by her boyfriend from the same school. Come again? BOYFRIEND! BOYYYYFRIIIIENNNDDD?!!!! The baby was the result of frequent romps between her boyfriend and her. Frequent sex between two primary school students? Primary 2 students??????? Back then, the naive+geeky me thought that even a kiss would lead to pregnancy. Primary 2??? I did not even have any crushes when I was primary 2. I did not even know what the hell sex and menses are.. Not even puberty!! lol. Kids nowadays 'grow up' really fast. Phenomenally. WOW. Im so IMPRESSED.

5:03 PM

Carol suggested that I upload our recent photos to compare against our past photos. Yea, I shouldnt juz make people choke on fishballs over our ludicrous look, we should also show people our transformation over the years. We no longer look SONGish now. keke. Btw, YS is one lucky girl cos I was searching for her old photos high and low yesterday, but to no avail. U LUCKY GIRL! Actually, there are several more lucky girls n boys. Perhaps I should go to cindy's place one day to get some old photos from her cos I realised that she have much more collections than me. =)


Now the transformation by alphabetical order.

1] Carol



2] Cherry a.k.a Xingjie




3] Melissa



4] Px





5] Vicky (myself)



It took me several years to finally understand that center parted+neatly gelled hair is no longer the 'in' thing.

Im not being narcissist enough lately..I have so few photographs taken. Time to bring my camera out more often.. Keke.

6:11 PM

The CPF Board workers are really STUPID!! Brainless!! OMG!!

Anyway, I was rummaging through my very very VERY messy drawer for a CPF letter regarding my Singpass password juz nw. Instead of the Singpass password, I found a plentiful of old photos. REALLY HILARIOUS PHOTOS! I didnt know that i looked so.... I couldnt find any appropriate word to describe the way I looked years back. Here are some of the photos. Try to avoid munching fishballs, sotong balls, whatever balls while browsing my exclusive collection cos I will not be responsible for any mishaps that are indirectly caused by my exclusive collection.

Down the memory lane.When i was...

10 years old
I do have a pretty irksome look with my favorite mickey tee, high waist mini skirt and bob hair.

11 years old
Looking a little less irksome but still sporting the same hairdo. I had the same hairdo since birth to primary 6. That was the only hairstyle my mum was familiar with. Yea, my mum was my personal hairstylist for 12 years.

13 years old

Finally, I had fringe when i was 13!!! But it was still a bob hairdo. It was a chic hairdo at that time ok! With such a small pair of eyes I had at that time, I wonder if my vision was limited.

14 years old

A longer version of a bob hairdo + center-parting. The garfield spag tee that i was donning was REALLY a HOT stuff at that time, PX and Mel could not stop admiring it. They went to the nearest pasar malam to grab an elmo spag top a few days later.

15 years old

OMG!! My skirt was god damm high waist!! Check out that center parting and neatly gelled hair. I spent half an hour 'styling' it!

16 years old

Told you cartoon characters spag tops were CHIC and HOT at that time. Carol was still wearing it when she was 16!! keke!!

My hair was still unlayered and center parted when I was 16! Short tees were trendy at that time!

What an outdated pose! S-O-N-G! The annual fishmongers' gathering.

17 years old

Alas! I abandoned my bob and center parted hair!

18 years old

I looked so pale. GOSH! I was wearing a tee shirt wif a knee length denim skirt! Back then, I thought my combination was stylish.

It USED TO be my favorite photo. USED TO. I even 'decorated' it with my sliver marker.

19 years old

Oh so LIANISH! A 'love getty' taken with Sharon Au and Charmaine Sher lookalike.

20 years old

Mel will KILL me if she sees this photo. She do looked like our cute friend winnie the pooh, but she is much prettier nw ok? keke.

21 years old
We all looked less hilarious.

10:27 PM

I used to adore kids. Yea, used to. I used to dream of having 2 kids and 3 dogs. I still love babies, they are as cute as button but same cannot be said when they grow older to like.... 3 year old? The sight of those spolit kids wailing when they fail to get their parents to fork out cash for their desired toys disgusts me. The sight of parents screaming at the top of their voices when their kids disobey them is a total turn off. There are also some kpo kids who enjoy invading your privacy by rummaging through your stuff.

You will needa deal with their wails when they are young, the anxiety of them being led astray by bad company during their teenage years and the heartbreak when they decided to save their pennies by abandoning you when you grow old. Btw, I am a filial daughter, ok? But there are some PROFESSIONALS out there who earn BIG bucks but refused to even spend 1% of their pay checks on their parents. Yea, there is a growing number of such people waiting to be struck by the lightning one day.

There is also a growing number of horny secondary school students who decided that making out at the senior citizens' corner or staircases are far more economical and thrilling than home or motels. I have seen one such couple making out at the staircase landing opposite my block. They thought the deserted staircase would keep them away from prying eyes. SILLY! Perhaps they were so damm intoxicated and horny that they did not realise that the heartlanders at the opposite block were all tuning in to their porno acts.

In conclusion, the best way to prevent yourself from such parenting distress is to avoid having offsprings.

For the time being, dogs are preferred. I decided to stick to having 3 dogs ( a lab, beagle n my sugar!!) and forget about the 2 kids. Dogs are loyal and loving. Sugar never fail to brighten up my day by prancing and jumping around me rumbustiously when I got back home after a fuckingly tiring working + studying day. Her tail will be wagging furiously and her tongue will be sticking out, as though to say,'welcome home!', whenever I reach home.

I LOVE DOGGIES!





8:49 PM

Im really tired of doing my assignment so I decided to take a breather. Actually, the assignment is only 30% done cos I have been surfing some saucy celebrities gossips webby when I was supposed to do some research for my assignment juz now.

Has anyone noticed Britney's new hairdo? Tadaaaaaa!

FROM HOT

TO NOT

TO... BALD!!!



GOSHHHH!! Marrying and divorcing bum K-Fed muz have drove britney crazy. Is she trying to get some publicity after people have got tired of her panty-less parties with wastrel Paris Hilton? I sympathise her poor kids. A useless dad who cannot even rap decently and bring home the bacon and a mum who rather spend her pennies on partying than buying a panty.

More KPO-ing... The hot hunk Josh Duhamel from LAS VEGAS is engaged to Fergie. SAD.. His selection of partner is.. WEIRD or maybe SPECIAL.. To me, Fergie looks like a man with HUGE boobs.

She looks 'man', don't she?


He is not drop dead gorgeous like Wentworth, but he is still a looker, don't ya agree?


Why do guys find Fergie HOT? Is it because of her huge twin peaks or her husky voice? Yea, she do have a HOT figure. But Im kinda traumatized by man lookalike with huge boobs.
12:12 AM