Guess even the non football fanatics know that Mr David Beckham have signed a $386million, five years deal to join LA Galaxy. Whats the club again? LA Galaxy. I doubt many outside America have heard of this virtually unknown club. $386million!!!! Gosh!!! Which is how many zeros?? $386,000,000!!! a nine figure sum! Which is $1.6m per week, $228,571 per day!!!!!! Bring on the endorsement of adidas, police, pepsi, etc, Mr Beckham seems to be hitting the grant jackpot everyday and striking lottery every hour!!!

Personally, I dont think David Beckham is a great footballer. Im not a football fanatic or football expert or football potato couch but I do think that there are many better players than David Beckham. Like Ronaldinho, Henry, Kaka, Andrea Pirlo, just to name a few. Ask around and I guess its not difficult for them to name footballers who are able to create more magic on the pitch than Mr Beckham.

So why is something Galaxy willing to splurge on Beckham? To bring in more money, of course!! Definitely not bcos of his football prowess. There are better and cheaper players out there.

Why is Mr Beckham willing to sign for minow Galaxy? MONEY AGAIN!

Without a doubt, this extravagant deal will benefit both parties.

For Mr David Beckham:

1- He can finally step onto the football pitch to kick the ball after warming the real madrid's bench for several months.

2- MONEY MONEY MONEY!! Only idiots or Dumb Blonde Jessica Simpson will believe his words when he said he did not join this something Galaxy for money. Why choose football minow Galaxy when there are plenty of football giants interested in him? Juz admit that its bcos of the money! Everything is about money. Its not a sin to love money.

3- Hollywood glitz and glamour. Mr & Mrs Beckham love the glamorous hollywood. A great chance to hog the hollywood headlines, one of their favorite pastime.

4- Pave way for life after retirement. Who knows? Mr himbo might appear in a hollywood movie!

For Something Galaxy:

1- Increased ticket attendance; Tickets will be snapped up. The Americans are dying to see how a $228,571 per day English himbo kick a ball. The girls will go gaga over him. He might even cause a stampede.

2- Advertising; Mr Himbo is highly marketable. He is a walking advertisement for the club. From- Huh? What's LA Galaxy? A gossip magazine? To- Oh!! LA Galaxy!!! David Beckham's club!! LA Galaxy will bcum a household name.

3-Sponsorship; Many company will wana sponsor Himbo's club. Everyone wana have a piece of pretty boi.

4- Overwhelming shirt sales

A shrewd business deal indeed!

GOD!!! I wana be a pretty boi who is able to kick a ball decently! Im not greedy, I juz wish to hit the jackpot once a year. HAAAA!


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