'S'PORE GIRL GIVES BIRTH AT 9'. That is the headline splashed across today's newpaper. 9? 9? 9? 9? 9? 9? OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!OMG! You mean she was pregnant when she was 8? What was I doing when I was 8? Perhaps watching my favourite smurf cartoon or playing hide n seek. Initially, I thought she is a poor girl who was raped by a lustful old jackass. MY PRESUMPTION IS WRONG WRONG WRONG!! She was made pregnant by her boyfriend from the same school. Come again? BOYFRIEND! BOYYYYFRIIIIENNNDDD?!!!! The baby was the result of frequent romps between her boyfriend and her. Frequent sex between two primary school students? Primary 2 students??????? Back then, the naive+geeky me thought that even a kiss would lead to pregnancy. Primary 2??? I did not even have any crushes when I was primary 2. I did not even know what the hell sex and menses are.. Not even puberty!! lol. Kids nowadays 'grow up' really fast. Phenomenally. WOW. Im so IMPRESSED.

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